4.1愚人节快到啦，愚人节是个充满欢乐的日子，一个善意的谎言，惹得大家哄堂大笑，岂不快哉。本文整理了愚人节英语笑话，跟小伙伴们好好耍耍吧！
答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
1、-What the day is it today?
-Today is April fools'day.
-Oh!it is really April fools'day.
-Haha!you were cheated!
-今天是星期几？
-今天是四月愚人节。
-哦！你错了，今天是三月三十一日。如果你不相信我，请拿起日历。
-哦！这真的是四月愚人节。
-哈哈！你被骗了！
2、Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!
最好的祝愿，我相信你的英语会越来越好！
3、A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
一个双目失明的小男孩正被妈妈抱上床。妈妈说：“现在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈祷，你的愿望会实现的.！”比利说：“好的，妈妈，”然后去睡觉。第二天早上，比利醒来尖叫着：“妈咪！”！我还是瞎了眼，我的愿望没有实现！妈妈回答说：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”
4、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子对丈夫（整天看报纸）说：我希望我是一份报纸，所以我整天都在你手里。
丈夫：我也希望如此，这样我就可以每天换你了。
5、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!
一个小男孩问他的父亲：爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？父亲回答说：我不知道儿子。我还在付钱！
6、At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!
Father said: Wait!I am coming with you.
半夜，父亲看到他已婚的儿子离家出走了…他问他：你在干什么？
儿子回答：爸爸，我受够了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太顺利，我妻子和我妈妈一直在打架！我得为我的亲家付账，我讨厌这种生活！我想远离这里，我想品味生活中的每一种乐趣，我想享受生活的乐趣！
父亲说：等等！我和你一起去。
7、A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!
一个女人去英国参加一个为期两周的公司培训会议。她丈夫开车送她去机场，祝她旅途愉快。
妻子回答：谢谢你，亲爱的，你要我给你拿什么？
丈夫笑着说：一个英国女孩！
那女人默不作声地离开了。两个星期后，他在机场接她，问道：亲爱的，旅途怎么样？